Alok nath jokes are passé. New twitter sensation - Neil Nittin Mukesh. Jokes on his long name. Such as
Niel Nitin Mukesh's villains have to tell him - "dam hai to ek ek kar ke lado"
Neil Nitin Mukesh joined AAP,Congress & BJP. All three parties are bragging about it.
He pays tax thrice a year
He gives hi15
Neil Nitin Mukesh's dream is an ordinary man's inception dream.
Neil Nitin Mukesh has to register himself on JeevanSathi, BharatMatrimony & ShaadiDotCom to find 3 different brides.
He dials 300 to call police
Neil Nitin Mukesh once booked a ticket on IRCTC & got W/L, RAC & Confirmed ticket for same passenger !
He gets fined for tripling , every time he rides a bike.
He prepares for group discussion all by himself.
Neil Nitin Mukesh's toothpaste has Namak, lemon & Vodka !
Ekta Kapoor will show Neil Nitin Mukesh's face nine times from different angles during emotional scene..
Had Neil Nitin Mukesh played the jailer in it, the film would be called Chhe Aankhen Barah Haath.
Passing marks for Neil Nitin Mukesh is 99%
You need to apologise to him thrice.
Neil Nitin Mukesh calls his biceps his six pack.
Neil Nitin mukesh is gandhi ji ke teen bandar
Ravi Shastri: All three results are possible.
Neil Nitin Mukesh: True.
Neil Nitin mukesh should have featured alone in 3 idiots.
Neil Nitin Mukesh can watch left, right and center.
When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle.
Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy.
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