Nirupa Roy Jokes

Its Nirupa roy today.

Tum aa gaye ho noor aa gaya hai, chalo teeno mil k rotey hai-Nirupa Roy.

Nirupa roy's real name is Nirupa Royi.

Godrej specially created a white hair dye for Nirupa roy.

Nirupa Roy gave Florence Nightingale an inadequacy complex.

When Nirupa Roy cuts an onion, the onion starts crying.

Necessity is the Nirupa Roy of invention.

Nirupa roy invented siskimeter.
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Now Nirupa Roy!!!
1. Nirupa Roy's laptop has got WIDOW-XP installed.
2. Nirupa Roy can instantly cry on a joke.
3. Nirupa Roy's laughing mms goes viral...she claims it's doctored.
4. Nirupa Roy has 6 sons. All of them are named Vijay.
5. After Nirupa Roy's first marriage, her father said by mistake: "Sada abhaagan raho!"
6. In her next flick, Nirupa Roy might lock lips with Alok Nath.
7. Cannes to roll out white carpet for Nirupa Roy's welcome.
8. Nirupa Roy's most horrifying nightmare: she saw that she was young!!
9. Nirupa Roy's most romantic moment: when her husband gave her flowers for the first time...on Mother's Day.
10. Nirupa Roy's daughter doesn't talk to her anymore as she tried to name her 'Vijay' when she was born.
11. Nirupa Roy has 73 shades of white in her wardrobe collection.
12. Nirupa Roy to play lead role in upcoming movie 'Hasee To Phasee'.
13. Nirupa Roy dragged Johnson & Johnson to court over the "No more tears" campaign.
14. Nirupa Roy plays Holi with sindoor.
15. Nirupa Roy's Whatsapp status says: "Last cried at..."
16. Nirupa Roy was once approached for a comedy movie. That casting director lost his job.
17. CRY Foundation has offered Nirupa Roy to become its brand ambassador.
18. Nirupa Roy was born pregnant. She became grandmother at 4.
19. Nirupa Roy sends Weepeys instead of Smileys.
20. Nirupa Roy looks for her groom in Obituary columns.
21. During school days, Nirupa Roy always preferred to dress as a Widow during fancy dress competitions.
22. Nirupa Roy still thinks Draupadi's 'Cheerharan' was a wardrobe malfunction.
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